SLAPPINATOR TAKES ON ARNOLD "THE TERMINATOR" - 8/22/03

Slappo's campaign took on a new twist by attacking Arnold Schwazenegger's ubiquitous name recognition. Sources close to Slappo say that they "believe this will really challenge Arnold's star power in his bid for Governor of California, and that once people see Slappo has hard core support of the cyborg community, Arnold will get nervous and may make mistakes." The Slappinator appeared out of nowhere in a parking lot in Los Angeles on Thurday, witnesses say. Paralyzed with fear, two of the witnesses said that The Slappinator looked at them and said "Not to fear. I swear I will not tax anyone." Then, bouncing at an incredible rate, he headed off toward the Wilshire district, where Slappo's campaign is headquartered.

(The following campaign posters provided by the Slappo for Governor Campaign)